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Banana Republic.

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“Lets make this world a better world for you an d for me…come on people..lets do some quota..”

And docotrs and engineers to be were all red..flushing with anger. They took out all the banners and the strike was called on…again.

“Its always been a survival of the fittest in the mother Earths divine bosom…its time the species blessed with a fairly superior mind must implement this quota to restore the balance of nature. They are alredy having human rights for apes in Spain…its time we give some quota to them too. 10% reservation of apes (2% to Chimps, 2 % to Orangutans, 2% to Indian Langurs and henceforth). Chimpazees have been exhibiting fairly good standards of decision making lets see if they could work on the inflation which is on the rise.”

Parrots (Macaus ofcourse) will hold a special quota in the call centers and telemarketing. Lions make good guards so all the bouncers are herby informed of some rough competition they are about to face.”

“But sir”, interrupted the advisor “We need to give more quota to people….people who wear people clothes “

“Its passe….I need to be different….you see..I will give quota to the lesser beings. The beings who are often eaten by the bullies. From now on…chciken have rights to sue you…and rip you pockets apart people. Beware KFC…the chic strike back”

And the crowd was all over them with applause…someone was not up for grabbing votebanks!

Peta was in now(so was India TV)….and they had people naked in support this time, covered in leafs an all. They even had the dog (which was chasing its tail in circles)…the Vodafone dog which they happened to rescue from the cruel kid who made the poor dog find her socks and lick stamps.

Finally..India was about to be the Utopia… when I woke up. I was no more on the podium…

Written by Iago

July 15, 2008 at 8:37 am

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  1. lol.
    true… peta sucks.
    but don u think its far easy that we pick and criticize…
    the country may be goin banana but its still good..
    u aint dyin, noe starvin,… njoying KFCs anf MC D’s…

    btw. congrats!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingfisher_Airlines
    kingfisher ordered 5 A380’s initially and then 5 more recently

    abhishek

    July 15, 2008 at 9:33 am


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