The Wise one says…

Its our own Om Shanti Om we are playing here. We wrote…you read(I presume you read)  and so did the prince. The Prince ordered the counsel to remove the ad….Wait…what AD??

Thanks to Aseem  for the brains to put the tagline on the front page, thanks to Aanchal for not censoring the article, thanks to Ajay for not paying attention and biggest of them all..I take the credit of playing Salman Rushdie of own small make believe institute of wordclass education.

Here is the story…

The Prince was browsing thru the internet in his “happy hours” and guess what..he browsed through the edusite which happens to belong to his rival , the rival who was not crowned. The Prince could still sense the betrayal, the Bagawat ki aag..vidroh ka bawandar

. Prince was not happy….and look what he got..he got to read something like this in the buzz of the week

“Nirodh …Post valentine celebrations taken care of ” [Hats off people..glad it didnt read nirodh by nigam]

Prince had something to sabotage the rival. But the Rival was not in a mood to backoff..until…

HE IDENTIFIED THE NIRODH THING AS AN ADVERTISMENT. {hello…you could have clicked it..}

“My site..they put the ad on my site .and money goes to some bunch of looney, pervert, condom obsessed students…. Deewar mein chunva diya jaye is site ko”

It was all over… (aur Meri to band baj gayee thee).

We were summoned….in the rival’s  court. Gosh that was a room..

We were interrogated…(Or the prince was interrogating himself coz he was talking about himself..blah blah blah! I this I that, my research,my contacts,my site, my ego )

“Sir it was not an ad”

“America mein hota hoga, bhartiya sabhyata ke anusar nirodh ka naam lena, uske bare mein likhna, bolna paap hai”

“Sir it was about AIDS awareness” {Lame…but I tried it}

“Sir, all the worldclass institutions have online journal”

“Go and have one, try ac.in its official site…your own site. Leave my edu alone. You are corrupting the young mindes of INdia..and ya you putting up ads and fetching money[look at your watch, probably bought from that money you freak...give that to ..give that to me now] from my site”

“Sir it was not an ad”

“But still…people have done that to me..I trusted you…and look waht you did to me…and you didnt even paid me my share of ad money. Students have done this to me before..and now you…Good Gracious lord” Tears rolled his eyes..first his Kingdom, now his site being talked about all over the royal courtyards..and he didnt even got the royalty of the nonexistent condom ad put up by the iDCE.

“sir one thing…does the prince know about it?”

“Even if he did…its my site..none of his concern. I encourage you..go ahead and make your own site.”

iDCE is free…and  will strike back.  dotcoms we are coming….