The bad day
Waking up on the wrong side of bed may not apply here. I dont have an other side of the bed.. when it is pushed up against the wall!! Yet I manage to do so ..ofcourse metaphorically.
Some days like the on I had today are scathed by the sheer inactivity, half owing to the weary eyed self and half owing to the 2 hours worth of mind numbingly stupid questions put up by the “powerpuff gals” (which wanted me to cry and laugh at the same time). No airconditioning, no display for one whole hour… just playing victim to their fly trap seminar parades which doesnt even carry enough importance to gather an audience around. STUPID….
The Dream
Tired, and letting the heat wave take the best out of me (goodness of my heart,my humility.. et. al 
), I reached home
smeared in dirt. Headed for a siesta only to be interrupted by the strange phantasmagorical which I cannot assign to the events happening in the real life. I have absolutely no idea where did it come from.
I had visions of anthony hopkins who was dressed in white , and he was on bent on his knees, explaining better ways to fart and deliver babies. (I absolutely have no idea.. what its about). He is certainly scheming to take over the world as I sensed it. I witnessed abduction of a very pregnant kate winslet by the “hassasin” ,from within our college campus (what was she doing there to begin with) . As I and AP (I have no idea why was he there) went to report this in the “bawana thana” (am just quoting what their board said), we see a not so pregnant kate winslet interrupting us to say that she was there..and not abducted at all.
And then I woke up. I dont know if I have been watching too much lost.. may my mysterious adventures be benign.. and may not amount to clinical madness.
The salesman
We are not frequented by salesmen, specially not the ones who are selling alternative to Microsoft powerpoint!!
But their claims from being an MBA student always makes my parents lend them a patient hearing. Sometimes a demo too.
When I was young, I was made to pick up from the something from their collection of encyclopedias (hence the addiction to wikipedia.. a never dying thirst to bear useless chunks of information.. that too not sufficient enough to win quizzes and stuff). This doorbell played an important role of saving my the utterly engrossing mystery of pregnant kate winslet!
